It appears as though Uptime-Project is CLOSING FOREVER!!1!oneZOMG at the end of the month. Therefore, I've taken down the Uptime-Project image (which wasn't being updated anyway).
Quite a shame, really... In the past five years, U-P has logged over 10,000 years' worth of computer activity. I'll try to visit the site once more just before it closes, to get an exact number.
This being a minor update, it has no quote. Therefore, there is no spoon. (Wait, that's a quote from The Matrix. Dang it.)